American Sparkling Water, Red White & Blue

It is quite literally not beer! It’s 99.9% pure sparkling water with added minerals & electrolytes.

We use an advanced multi-step filtration and purification process that results in 99.9% pure American Sparkling Water and add a proprietary mineral & electrolyte blend that improves hydration, creates a great taste and soft mouthfeel, and delivers the smoothest carbonation on the market.

Delicious, pure sparkling water.

Not Beer has already saved thousands of marriages, so you might as well try.

We can’t guarantee that Not Beer is the magical elixir for marital bliss but hey, it can’t hurt right? Picture this: you and your significant other, sipping on Not Beer, having a laugh about the fact that you're not really having beer. It's like a relationship trust fall – you might find out you don’t actually like each other or you might fall even more madly in love!

And who knows, maybe the taste of crisp H2O will spark some deep conversations. You can ponder the important questions in life, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if crocs leak people’s dignity with each hole. Choose your own adventure.

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Carbonated Purified Water (by Reverse Osmosis), Electrolyte and Mineral Blend (Potassium Chloride, Potassium Bicarbonate, Magnesium Sulfate, Calcium Chloride, Himalayan Pink Salt). Brewed with the spirit of our founding fathers and the feeling of a long weekend, our sparkling water has the essence of a tailgate, a hint of summer sunshine and a whole lot of ‘merica.

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