They told us it couldn’t be done. We did it anyway.
Groundbreaking Results
99%
of participants felt hydrated*
89%
noted an overwhelming feeling of pure, unadulterated patriotism*
1%
preferred killing the planet with single-use plastic*
*In a third-party study conducted on 5 individuals ages 5-99 assessing the perceived effect of Not Beer over 1 day WARNING: Side effects may include frequent urination, regulated body temperature and free speech.